Millwall Pride

We here at Millwall Pride want to do our part to contribute to the success of our beloved Millwall FC. Therefore we are using voodoo dolls for the opposition.

This week we are putting the hex on the high-scoring striker from Leicester City, Matt Fryatt. If one player could take the game into his own hands and prevent the Lions from winning, Fryatt would certainly be the one.

Here’s what we’ve done to our dirty little Fryatt Doll:

• Stuck a pin in his eye  so he can’t see the crosses coming in from the wings
• Tied his bootlaces together to cause him to trip everytime he enters the 18 yard box
• Sat him in front of the telly and made him watch an American Idol marathon to drive him into insanity
• Took the scissors to his doll balls, preventing him from producing little Fryatts that may one day grow up to face our Millwall clubs of the future
• Bent him over, rammed a crazy straw up his arse and donkey punched him with our Robbo action figure with the kung-fu grip

I know this may seem like a crude way to address your opponent before a big match, but I challenge you to keep an eye on Fryatt throughout the match and watch for signs of our Voodoo magic at play.

Let us know what you would do to the Fryatt Voodoo Doll….